Headfirst Slide Into Cooprstown On A Bad Bet – Fall Out Boy  Lyrics

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
when he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Surf out blank waves, clicking back
And forth like old headlights, sniffing bottled you again
Headlights a steel trap, wish I didn’t
I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t
I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I don’t…
Just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness
Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way of the crickets
That would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…

Tempest in a teacup
Get unique
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
It’s a sign, (it’s a sign)
It’s a sign, (it’s a sign)
It’s a sign, what if you peaked early

Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way of the crickets
That would convince me to call it a night?
Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?
Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

Well, I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
Last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you’re going through
Last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…
Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does your husband know? Oh oh oh, whoa-oh…
Does he know?
Does he know,
does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh oh, oh

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
Oh, the last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you’re going through
The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you’re going through.